fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
I am certain that over the course of your own life, you have noticed that...– Lemony Snicket - The Bad Beginning (via quotablebookquotes)
danielradcliffes: with each doctor who episode you watch you become more and more emotionally unstable
John Krasinski wrote what’s inside the card at some point prior to us shooting...– David Rogers (x)
allisonthenerdmachine: On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks...– Lemony Snicket (via middecember)
baliset: ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole